The Colony of Australia Area

The Colony of Australia Area is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its hatred of cheese. The compassionate population of 1.522 billion Australia Areans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Religion & Spirituality, Education, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Australia Area City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26%. A large private sector is dominated by the Automobile Manufacturing industry.

People caught mistreating Australia Area's flag generally wind up in a great deal of pain, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda, and large areas of Australia Area are not accessible by the public. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Australia Area's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the euro.